I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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