Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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