ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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