so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
