Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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