I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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