He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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