Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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