Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
They have beer where we have blood.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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