question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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