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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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