no. you can't hotbox the world.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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