barbara walters just said penis...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
