I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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