at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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