Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I touched a dick in church today
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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