So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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