idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
What happened to fro yo and sex?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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