fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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