I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
