Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
never play flip cup with pint glasses
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I want you more than these girls want KFC
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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