She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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