I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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