The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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