I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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