You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize