I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
