Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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