Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I need water and some morals
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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