No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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