I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The ass gains better be worth it
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