good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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