Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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