forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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