I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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