Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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