I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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