Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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