happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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