cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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