I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
