Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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