It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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