hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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