Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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That's how twitter works, right?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We are all done wearing pants today
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