no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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