dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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