Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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