Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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