yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I think I am morally bankrupt
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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