This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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