Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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