yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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