omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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