Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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